Robert Pattinson really does look like a foot omg.
and his body is so gross, i was going to throw up.

Anytime Taylor Lautner turned around I was like “BACK PORRRRN”

and then at the end, when Edward was like -long ass pause- “marry me” and everyone was cheering, i was like like “FUCK THAT. BOOOOOO!”

I should never go to see a Twilight movie again.
I also want to write an angry letter to Stephenie Meyer because she’s a dumb cunt who obvi didn’t pay attention in biology class in the 9th grade, because if she did, she would know that sperm dies and is produced every three days.
so therefore it’s physically impossible for a vampire to have a child, even if it is a fucking half breed, unless the male vampire knocked up a human chick within 3 days of their turning.

why the fuck am i even thinking about this

(via andiewarhol)

omg sick boots, pete

hello beautiful

want to go to this like yeah

hayleybait:

Hayley Williams & Josh Farro - You Ain’t Woman Enough (Loretta Lynn cover)

fuck yeah.

getfamous:

fuckyeahwillandrachel:

lizzymaxia:

heartwarming:

WILL; It’s happening… again. It always starts with a novelty start.
EMMA; Well, you can’t blame her, Will. I mean, if we were gonna rank crush-worthy teachers at this school, you’d be #1 with a bullet. [pause] Uh, wha-, I-I, when did this start with Rachel?

Glee, 1x10 Ballad

fall out boy reference like yeah?

ahomeboyslife:

oh and this might finally see the light of day if we get the anthology book done.

YESSSSS

I could be saying the creepiest thing ever, but if I say it like that, everyone is in stitches and doesn’t take me seriously.

forgetgeneralconsensus:

quizzical-frisson:

(via likeneelyohara)

this is what happened when i asked some guy if he lived with his parents now cause he didn’t live with them when he was a kid and he told me his mom died recently.

:|

at least that’s my friend told me…
honestly though, i think the only reason anyone laughs at any of the shit that comes out of my mouth is because i’m loud and stupid.

but still. me spouting stupid things today was kind of ok. because i was at the cast party for the play i am (was, since it’s over) in and i was sitting across the table from this really beautiful, talented guy. and i really like him. and i was really upset because the play was over but i was trying not to think about it.

so all the stupid shit i was saying was making him laugh and he has the most beautiful smile ever.

grandmadeath:

zerofriends:

loverwife:loverhusband:(via loveorsomething)

OK REALLY FUCKING CREEPY.

last night i made my status on fb “Is your muffin buttered?”
and literally 2 minutes ago, someone commented on it with “WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!” and i just finished reading it and exiting out of the tab before seeing this

ok. i know i’m extremely late on this whole Owl City thing.

i haven’t had my iPod or laptop for the past week and a half or so.

but somehow, every single day, for the past two weeks
this song. about 10 times a day.
stealing friend’s iPods, watching the video on music choice.

i have no idea why i love this so much.

(via isleepwiththeowls)

getfamous:

hazelweatherfield:

and all this research about it says that the youngest child will end up being a failure and making less money and will be become an alcoholic while the oldest will be the next Bill Gates or something. I think I should write about how upset that made me and see that happens.

-is the youngest- I’ll be the Bill Gates of this mother fucking family ok.

ok, i’m not only a youngest sibling, but also youngest of a bunch of cousins that grew up together, and it obvi fucked with my head a lot, but most of my cousin’s are dirtbags, and I am most definitely the Bill Gates of my parent’s children (lol not saying much, it’s just my sister and me). honestly, my sister cuts school everyday to go smoke in front of cafe called- get this- Caffe Cafe. she’s pm failing everything, and like i said, most of my cousins are dirtbags. i have one cousin who i actually think might make it in life, but she grew up with money so she’s more ~privileged.

lol sorry bout the rant